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Alan
02 May 2008 @ 02:53 am

wots up?

any1 out there anymore?

cant rele see maself gettn into this again but the thot of livejournal popped into my mind so thot id check out last entries.. all a cn say is.......FUKIN CHEESEBALL hahaaaaaaaahahaha

used words like smashalashin, y did no1 shoot me?
but guess its all part of growin up, gettn by the way u dnt wana b and bein who u wana b for the rest of ur life.

cant believe how much life has changed for me since they last entries and the growin up thts actually bn done - thts goin bak to wen skool existed for us!

iv accomplished drivin, job experience, bar experience, jury duty, amazin hot lookin girlfriend and stil ongoin, investing, managin drink, proper dance offs haha.. hard decisions, easy decisions, meetin gd ppl who r nw life friends, bein on night out terms with bouncers from a wide range of clubs compared to how it used to b gettn id'd all the time.. bein friends with an up and comin pe teacher - never thot ad see the day.

theres alot more to come aswell - bring it.

comment me, i want to hear from the familiar names ;)

x

 
 
Alan
25 January 2007 @ 03:24 pm
 
first time playin football for over a month...

sore now?
i think so.....

but on a lighter note - if yooouuur lookin for cheaper.. carrr insurance!!

another pointless entry.
take careee
x x
 
 
Alan
18 January 2007 @ 05:02 pm
 
so this big brother thing...
is there actually any racism goin on? or is ppl maybe over reactin coz racism is a touchy subject...... and tht any slight remark 2wards sum1s religion can b offensive.

i duno, iv not watched this bb... i tried at the beginnin to get used to them but as soon as jade appeared, i switched off.. now all this is happenin im tempted to watch n judge for myself but doin tht would help put channel 4's ratings up haha..
 
 
Alan
13 January 2007 @ 07:52 pm
 
a guy was born, without a body.... naaae arms, legs.. nuthin!!! just a head.. he grew up with this disorder n got on with every day life-got thru the bullyin at school etc. he reached his 18th bday and his dad took him out for his first ever pint, one sip of beer, a pair of legs sprouted, another sip his upper half of his body appeared, and agen another sip grew him sum arms... with the excitement and over joyed feelin he had..he ran out on to the street............got ran over.

the bar man says.. "aaaahh shoulda just quit while he was ahead"

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha 
 
 
Alan
13 January 2007 @ 02:53 pm
 

a junkie approaches us.. sayn the usual.. "ammm homeless, can ye spare a coupla pound so a can get a hot drink n a bar of chocolate" literally had no change so we didnt hang about.. approaches us agen askn if we knew any drug dealers close by.. to try shake him off, i gave him directions to nowhere.."yehh u go down there, turn left, then take a right.. n walk str8 down 2 the end of the road" this only caused him to ask agen.. the police arrives, im shittin myself incase he blabbed haha.. eventually, we were free..

a guy approaches me n jamie eatin a kebab... fair enough, he was friendly but he got too friendly.... he points to my how u sayyyyyyy private area n says "hes gota big c*#k".. then tries to touch me. i say ohhh no, go eat ur kebab.... he says sumthn else which i wont get into.. wen he was gone, i experienced a laffin overload lolol.. i was crouuched tryn to breathe, n it didnt help tht jamie was the same...

glasgow eh? wat a wonderful place.

 
 
Alan
31 December 2006 @ 08:18 pm
 
ooft..
almost the end of another year alredy!
it feels like its went by rele quickly yet wen i think bk-sooooooooo much has happened!

anywayz, im ill.. theres a chance the weather might kill me if i go out.. il take the chance tho. iv 2travel in2 ek! and gettn bk wil b close to impossible, i could start 2007 off with a nice hour n a half strole thru the pissin rain :D orrrr wear a cape-glide and hope the wind takes me home.. if i crash land in ur house, sorryyy!

iv noticed this entry isnt rele flowin, the sentences seem short!

the whole point of this rele was to make one last entry for 2006 :(

so il leev u with a happy new yr!!!!!!!! :D
hope u hav a gd 'un
take care x x
 
 
Alan
12 December 2006 @ 08:44 pm
 
FINALLY got my signed foto of Greggles from quizmania..
 
 
Alan
11 December 2006 @ 10:55 pm
 

im bored
so i ate a whole tub of pringles and had ice-cream (with choco buttons) after playn football.. it evens out i say-it evens out!

im earphoneless!! my ipod earphones started crackln ages ago n i had enuf of it! and other earphones i had were stood on!!! best earphones
iv had, altho they were cheap so il buy other ones! im gona ask the main man santa to get the ipod ones n make it a stocking filler-simply coz their quite expensive (for earphones) n i dont wana get them myself lol.. the wee elves shouldnt hav any probs.
fo' now i jst use my fone 2listen to music.

electric wheelchairs - i know i keep goin on about them but i think words got about tht they annoy me-too mnay of them got in my way 2day. i dont mind them in general and their purpose-but the drivins shockin! theres naee excuse.

so saturday nite didnt turn out tht good. it started off good tho-by tht i meen goin to el scott j's house, havn a few drinks while waitin for every1 to b rounded
up.. once in town Play was visited 1st.. then tunnel then burger king for the 'aftermath munch'...we all got chucked out and as tht was happenin our bus was there, i had to run with a burger in my mouth, coke in 1 hand and the other keepn my jeans up! wata sight.. never got id'd which brot my confidence bk up from wen thirsties rejected me ;)

gona start drivin lessons v soon.. the forms ready to b posted for the provisional n once new yrs out the way il b startn!! bout time toooo.. il b learnin in the da's car then il b stealn it-il start pursuadin them nw.

i purchased a new shirt 2day in work-for work.. at a discounted price haha.. its better thn my others, nice pin stripe to it, y am a talkn bout a
shirt. its coz its comfy. iv nw bn asked to start at 10 from now on which is gona kill me! sounds lazy sayn tht but its gettn to ek thts shite. should b a gd journey nw tht i got my new shirt tho - since its comfy. got to the stage where i duno wat im sayn nw so il leave it here..

take car y'allllll
x x

 
 
Feeling: exhausted
Listening to: Lostprophets - A Town Called Hypocrisy
 
 
Alan
09 December 2006 @ 07:27 pm
 
sooo..
i got my first pay yesterday... quite shit---think of the primark wage plus a week's pay taken off n put on hold for watever reason they hav. stil, least i have sum money now! :D

its on the 22nd i find out if they wana keep me on, id stay but only til i find another job so it depends! also the 22nd is wen we all exchange gifts for the secret santa haha... i got a woman iv never spoke to so itl b weird jst givn a stranger a present. i met up with a few ppl from work last nite to make it our own wrks nite out, coz we were the ones tht coudnt make the main one thts happenin 2nite! there was only 7 of us but it turned out 2b a smashalashin nite (aiii smashalashin..cant believe i sed tht)

2day, dun a bit of xmas shoppn.. didnt get much tho but its a start seee. looks like il b in another rush 2get things dun this year but it wouldnt feel like xmas without it!!

nw im sittn about. waitin, for another 3 hours to go out. seems like a good line up for 2nite so should b good!
my livn rooms freezn.

take care peeples
x  x
 
 
Feeling: happy
 
 
Alan
03 December 2006 @ 01:16 am
 
hahaahhaa

idunno.
usualy  wen i drink imake sure im sober first be4 i return home
this time i never, n im makn a titty-ball-arse outa myself.

asahamed...
i waz gona sort tht spellnout bt i kept it coz i wana know if iv spelt out a real name. i meant ashamed.
wat else cn i say? while im here..
work has bn how usaayyyyy quite jolly! altho iv found a newfound hate 4 electic wheelchairs.therez bn maaaaaaanymany times iv tried to gt by them, bt theres confusion in watdirection both parties r taken n we endup doin the gay gordons on zeee shopfloor. also..one woman in partcular got her wheelchair handle caught on trouser rail n dragged the whole basturdin rail behind hur! hahaha. alsoooalso-also (wata word)..theres a bita road rage with them.specialy inthee cue----an old guy even rammed a pram outthe way lolol.rite thts weelchairs talkedabout.
2day i got 2 obeese obese duno.. women wit joinedup eyebrowz.at 1st i wasnt judgin,bt then they complaned bout hangers (wehav 2get rid of them u see..so we try giv thm away).. "awchh, watzup with the hangers?uscared of them or sumfin?"..cheeky hippo-GOROLL IN SUM MUD HEN...ibent over while muttern the words "naww, scared ov ur eyebrow tho"..if she had heard me thooo(y's this boxscrolln over nw?:S) i woulda got a proper squashn..n b forced to stroke her brow.
wat else?
iv met a gurl in this work-we've bn getnon likea house (stop scrlln box!!)
wat else?
sum1 forgot 2take there credit cardoutatheweeslot.. n sum1told me i ran like sumtink outa baywatch to ALERTALERTALERT the custmer service ppl hahaha...aaahhhh funny
watlese?
lmao..
theres alotof abnormall static goin about primark--ur at risk frmanythin metal..so i wheeelled a cart thing out onto shopfloot..not realisn i waz gettn too close to an eldarly oap woman, n the shock went thru her cardigan n zapped her LOL..she went frm movn lik an 80 years old 2a 20 year old hahahaaa. nobody saw tho, n wen she looked round i pretneded sum1 called mefrom tha tills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i went 2 jumpn jaks ast tuesday.. i got sexually harrased tho. it was ok at firts-- bt then she tried undressn me n attracted aloooooooot of attention. calm downnnnnnn, calm downnn. ised 2her.eventualyshe did--hernumbers in my fone n frekaishly i cnt remembur her getn 2my fone.

wella cood go onnnn n ooooonnnn n on, but im callIN IT a nite.my left eyezz closed alredy.

GOOD NITE TO ONE AND ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..
av gt a weeeee feelm i mite delet this entry soon... so reed n twist my nipples bout it b4 i do hahahaha jst sir jakin it
xxxxxxxxxxx
 
 
Alan
25 November 2006 @ 01:18 am
 
 
 
Alan
10 November 2006 @ 09:18 pm
 
well continuin on from my last update...
iv now gota job.....BOOYAH!


primark it is haha..
eftaz
x x
 
 
Feeling: shocked
 
 
Alan
08 November 2006 @ 06:28 pm
 

howdy y'all, its been a while!
so iv had an urge to update on a few things, tht doesnt happen often so il cherish every moment of it.

seems sooooo long ago wen skool finished wen i didnt hav a clue wat thee hell 2do! im stil sorta the same actually! i jumped str8 into college and all tht did was confirm tht i dont hav the attention span for mooore education.. since i actually had the choice to leev this time i did, so one could go out, find a wee job and earn some money and hav a bit of funn...just gota find a job lol.. ohar. anywayzaa its not a long term thing, i hav plans :)

so job hunting! its been goin on for so long now tht im worried my move outa college was a mistake! but then agen if i do get a chance sumwhere itl all fall into place so heres hopin! another interview lined up for friday (Comet)... im not exactly excited about the thot of workin there but im in no position to be picky innit, anythin will do.

apart from tht part of the Alan Bain Life.. its been rele good! coz iv had alot of free time, i gota play football alot more..ehhh recent events - on sunday went to one of the bridges with the william to watch the fireworks at glasgow green! then onto china buffet king! then we split and i went off to meet alan, jamie morrison and ben where we went to campus and garage! shmashin.. the night ran too smoothly compared to -

last nite! went round to alan's, played the new PES6..mr richard winters then joined us and off we went to campus! didnt get let it coz of naeee id! it was the same bouncer as sunday aswell.. my respect for him dropped a large amount :p so we went str8 to karbon! we had the choice to spend all our money on drink, or b responsible and keep money by for a taxi.....we went with the first choice which was regretted wen it actually came to walking. i ate about 5 nutrigrain bars wen i got home.....and jelly tots. i forgot how good they are!! and the memories of eatin them all the time wen i was younger came floodin bak!

iv sed enough actually, so il stop! jamie i read ur entry.. hope u get better soon! william.. if u and ur cd are meant to be, im sure itl find its way bak to u and itl b a happily ever after scenario! awwwrite? :)

hope every1s enjoyin their new lifes!
take caree
x x x

 

 
 
Feeling: happy
 
 
 
Alan
09 June 2006 @ 01:23 pm
 
i hav lost...

my fone!

and i know sum shite has it...
well the way im workin it out in my head it could only meen sum1s done the off with it
if i actually find it - i will look stupid...but a relieved stupid boy..

iv blocked  the sim card so any1s numero i got in my fone wont b seen by the fone-napper! :)
a part ofme is gone..i feel empty cos my wee buddys gone, and most likely shittin itself  out there!
im on a mission to get my fone bak.. so wish me luck!!!
but yeh the ball/prom/ball/prom's 2nite which im clingin onto to for happyness after my ordeal! :D

see y'all later!
x x
 
 
Alan
11 May 2006 @ 09:06 pm
 

so wat can i say about 2day then??
well it was amazin!...

nout beats good weather, a park, loadsa ppl andddd the field! (+water, tig, swings, american football, conga) im kinda gutted i didnt get a notebook for ppl to sign now! so im gona wait til the ball and get the drunken embarrasin comments from ppl then hav a look at them wen i wake up ;) but dont b put off :p.....i got mixed feelins about leevin skool, im glad actual skools over (we didnt connect) but its the ppl il miss which is why wen we start our jiggin at the ball itl start to sink in a bit! anywayz good times stil to come :)....smashin.

well 2day gave me tht fucker of a long sleeved rolled up tan!...i took my top off str8 away to see the damage n it looks like i got a new head! bring on more sun tho lol.

ach aye - got fitted for a kilt on tuesday :D

i also got a letter from college to attend an interview on the 18th!!! just a bit more added pressure but its sumthin else il deal with wen it comes :)

i think thts all i gota say now!.. last hurdle for skool - exams - so gooooood luck every1!! we made it this far, why not further eh?
take care peeps

x x x

 
 
Current Location: G44 4SP
Feeling: accomplished
 
 
Alan
05 May 2006 @ 08:13 am
 
well off i go to hand in all my art stuff...
1 hour's sleep due to workin on art all night.. and its stil shite lol
kinda pathetic realy but i think deep deep deep deep deep deep down i get sum sorta buzz from leavin things to the last min.

this is my first entry iv ever done b4 skool!! i drank coffee earlier so i guess thts the reason y im sittin here like a mere-cat (sp?) :D

hav a gd day folks :)

x x
 
 
Alan
29 April 2006 @ 12:48 pm
 
ah well...turns out the mr bean thing didnt turn out to b as popular as i thot!


so i deleted it


x
 
 
Alan
22 April 2006 @ 11:41 pm
 
click on the location link


and see where i live


ooooooo....excitin!!!


:)
 
 
Current Location: G44 4SP
 
 
Alan
06 April 2006 @ 11:54 pm
 
i thot id just let u all know... iv currently got an alien growing in my room....in a test tube.

its name is stuartoingkadonk - stuart for short - stu to make it even shorter.

the lack of havin stuart bain around the house inspired me to name him that, yet their personalities are so different.

i found tht it stays quiet, doesnt argue with me, doesnt take my clothes (as he likes to b naked) and doesnt complain about the kinda music i play.

heaven!

bein serious now! it was a random buy in town....it started off as a wee blob in a test tube, then wen u add water it grows over 2 days! im thinkin it was one of those moments where u act like a 5 yr old and want it. only  £1 u know.
i duno if i should worry about myself...so nobody judge me, awrite?..nobody judge. so far its grown to half the size of the test tube, yet its left leg still seems limp and isnt growin. so wen it grows up, i realy hope no1 bullies him. theres stil sum hope itl catch up with the rest of his body.
im assumin its a boy which is stupid of me cos it stil hasnt grown (as they say in germany) zee bollock'shlakein. if it isnt a boy then il add an "a" onto the name its alredy got. il let u's know if anythin appears tho...

im finished now

send ur love to stuartoingkadonk!

the Embrace's new album is amazin.

take care x x
 
 
Feeling: happy